you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
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im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
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So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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