no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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