it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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