I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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