From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
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I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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