If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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