Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
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it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
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Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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