The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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