Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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