He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
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I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
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We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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