Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
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I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
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She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
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Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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