Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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