My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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