why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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