Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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