In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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