brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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