Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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