spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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