he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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