dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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