I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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