grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
