How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
