That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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