The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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