You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
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Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
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So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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