Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
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If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
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to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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