Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Randomize
