remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
BRING THE BAGELS
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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