You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
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As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
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He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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