I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
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the day after is always just damage control
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
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If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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