# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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