Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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