maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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