I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I don't deserve a penis
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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