Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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