if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
should my penis look like a turkey
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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