have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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