I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
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We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
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Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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