thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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