guys are not supposed to queef...right?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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