You're earring is so big in my mouth
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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