He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
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i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
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my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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