He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
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HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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