I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Randomize
