How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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