You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
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I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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