she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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