so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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