My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
You need Xanax blowdarts
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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