Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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