i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
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