"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
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