these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
He did a backflip because drugs
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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