I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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