I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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